Stop Making New Robots, You Goddamn Nerds
This group right here? Boston Dynamics? The biggest group of assholes on the planet. These sons of bitches just don’t know when to quit, do they? It’s at least 5 or 6 times a year at this point. These assholes go out and they make a new robot that can do all of these fancy new tricks. Then everybody says, “well I mean I guess it’s kind of cool but nobody asked you guys to make this and these things are definitely going to end up murdering us one day so could ya knock it the fuck off?”.
But what do these dickheads do? Do they listen to everyone who says we’d rather not be building an army of robots that will either wipe humans off the map one day or turn us into their slaves? Or do they just keep not giving a single fuck about what anybody else has to say and keep making more robots for the inevitable robot army? Obviously we know the answer to that question.
It just sucks because at some point we are going to be left with no other option–at some point we are going to need to start letting kids bully each other again. Because that’s the only way to prevent this from happening anymore. We’ve already tried to use our words. We said knock it off with all the robot shit. But they’re simply not listening. I don’t want to get all “hypermasculine” here but at some point–like when humanity as a whole is at stake–bullying is the only option.